Neil deGrasse Tyson is Tired of Your Shit - Imgur
Neil deGrasse Tyson is Tired of Your Shit - Imgur
and honestly i do not care about what goes on between emma and neal
because they do not look at each other like this
no one looks at emma like hook does
and no one looks at hook like emma does
and no negativity can ever take that away from me
For the trope meme.
"Hello Matilda!" Leslie cradled the tiny perfect beautiful little baby in her arms, beaming. Of course Ann would produce the world’s cutest child.
Leslie was so excited to be spending the next four days with her best friend in the world, and to be getting to know this gorgeous little thing in the process.
"She’s so adorable," she gushed.
Ann grinned and scrunched up her face in delight. “Isn’t she?”
Leslie started cooing again when suddenly she froze and raised her head, staring off into space.
Her Ben-sense was tingling.
Damn. She knew this trip would leave him with too much free-time.
"What’s wrong?" asked Ann, perplexed.
"I’m sorry - I’ll have to cuddle with little Matty some more in a minute. First, I need to call Ben."
Leslie sighed. “Because he’s designing another board game. I have to cut this off at the head.”
Ann’s forehead crinkled. “How do you know?”
Leslie raised an eyebrow, gently passing Matilda back to her mommy. “Trust me - I have my ways.”
When that barrel of radioactive sludge they’d found in the vacant lot had given April and Andy a telepathic connection, it had been pretty awesome.
April always knew when Andy was hungry or lonely or bored, and she could do stuff to help him. And he could do the same in return. Plus, they always knew when each other was horny. (A lot).
It was especially awesome during the campaign, when they were always apart doing stupid political stuff for Leslie. And then when they weren’t working in the same office anymore it was fun to keep track of what Andy was doing, and thinking, and feeling. And he would always come to city hall to cheer her up when her job was getting her down.
It was the only thing that made her time in D.C. bearable.
Unfortunately, by the time Andy’s stay in London came around, the novelty of telepathy had worn out. April got tired of waking up to the knowledge that Andy and Eddy were playing Xbox, or that Andy had just figured out that bangers and mash was food (instead of the other thing he’d thought it was) and that he liked it.
One night she hit her breaking point when she woke up to the sudden knowledge that Andy was jerking off to a British girly magazine, and that Eddy had so kindly taught him that the Brits called it “wanking.”
April scowled and dug through their dvd collection until she found the Brandi Maxxxxxx porno based on Leslie’s campaign. She started it up with a grim smile. Two could play this game.
For the trope meme, here’s a short fic for you.
Killian pulled the door of the bug shut behind him and smiled at Emma with a tantalizing twinkle in his eyes. He was wearing a red vest that she’d never seen before, and she couldn’t help but feel warm at the idea that he was peacocking for her—that their first date meant that much to him.
"So," he said with a teasing grin, "what amusements do you have planned for our evening together, my dear?"
"Well, I thought I’d surprise you," she replied.
"You always do," he said, with a suggestive lift in his eyebrows that set her heart racing.
That’s when her phone rang.
Emma scowled and glared at her caller I.D. It was her downstairs neighbor, Mr. Jenkins. She quickly hit the reject-call button.
It had taken her weeks to settle back into a semblance of normal here in Storybrooke, and just as long to decide she was ready to give this still-undefined thing with Killian a try. David was manning the sheriff’s station, Henry was with Regina, and the town seemed quiet and peaceful for once. Last night Emma had actually looked at the stars and made a wish for a few quiet hours of uninterrupted time with Killian this evening. That didn’t seem like too much to ask for, did it?
Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing and I’ll tell you something about the story I’d write for that combination (i.e. write a snippet from the story or write not!fic or tell you the title and summary for the story I would write)
pretending to be married/fake dating
high school/college AU
next-door neighbors AU
secretly a virgin
be careful what you wish for
accidental baby acquisition
truth or dare
sharing a bed
groundhog’s day/time travel
curtain fic/domestic fic
Yes. I’ve got a long lazy Sunday afternoon ahead of me. Please play! You can even use fandoms I’m not active in.
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
Reblogging aggressively. Some publishers will throw your manuscript into the slush pile or, worse, the trash if you don’t follow their desired format. Spec fic publishers are especially strict about manuscript formatting.
Also reblogging aggressively.